WARNING! People were being
infected with AIDS by needles left in movie theater seats and
pay phones!
I saw this notice posted at the local mini-mart. This is not
true and it a prime example of an urban legend. I pointed this
out to the clerk, who immediately removed the sign.
Another story making the rounds tells of a man who wakes in a
bathtub to find his kidneys have been stolen by crooks that then
sell them on the black market for transplants. This is not a
true story either, but people believe it and warn others.
There are many more urban
legends making the rounds, particularly with email making it
possible to spread rumors at an alarming rate of speed. Chances
are, you'll hear one this week.
Years ago there was a
mimeographed paper making the rounds that claimed that Madelyn
Murray O'Hare was having all religious programming banned from
the airwaves. The notice instructed the reader to copy that
notice and give them to everyone they knew. Furthermore, they
were to send a letter of complaint to the FCC. This was not
true, but it still turns makes the rounds today. All this rumor
did was kill trees and waste the resources of the FCC.
In the 1970's there was the
scare about acid on postage stamps. Believe or not, that one is
still circulating.
Urban legends are today's myths
and folklore. We love to believe them. If we didn't, the
tabloids would never sell. Maybe it is our innate curiosity
that leads us to swallow these stories. But all urban legends
form a pattern that makes them just believable enough& .
Urban legends are
1. Popular narratives
2. Alleged to be true,
3. Transmitted from person to person, by oral or written
communication (including fax and email).
An urban legend does not have
to be false, although most are. Urban legends often have a basis
in fact. I have been urged to forward email concerning missing
children (found long ago). Alleged contests from major computer
companies (fake) and just plain rumors.
These stories always involve
some combination of outlandish, humiliating, humorous,
terrifying, or supernatural events . events that always happened
to someone else. These are usually things that "could" happen
and prey upon our innate fears, such as fear of disease, fear of
humiliation or fear of ghosts.
3. For credibility, the teller
of an urban legend relies on good storytelling and the citing of
an "authoritative" word-of-mouth source (typically "a friend of
a friend") rather than verifiable facts. But there are
exceptions to this. The recurring story of Janet Reno appearing
on 20/20 bashing Christians is one such story. There is no
record of that ever occurring yet the story even cites a date
and a place the alleged event happened. People assume that the
story contains facts even though it is entirely fictional.
And sometimes, but not always,
there's a moral to the story, e.g.: "behave yourself, or bad
things will happen."
Even worse, some of these
rumors are just plain hoax planted by competitors of the victims
of the story. Such as the Proctor & Gamble and Satan rumor or
the glass in baby food jars. Or even false rebates that jam the
competitions mail resources, costing untold millions of dollars.
A more recent variation is the scare concerning the odor
eliminating product, Fabree. That rumor was so persistent that
the manufacturer is using their commercials to assure people of
the safety their pet if they use the product. They quote the
ASPCA to substantiate their claims. We the customer ultimately
pay for this in the end.
Urban legends are a type of
folklore . the traditions, stories, and beliefs of "the folk" .
ordinary people. Urban legends "cry wolf" at crisis. At their
best they are annoying. At their worse, they cost untold
millions of dollars. Carefully consider what you pass on to
someone else. Verify the facts yourself. If you have Internet
access, visit
http://www.urbanmyths.com or
http://www.urbanlegends.com and check out the facts. These
web sites are also a good place to find out just how gullible we
really are and have a few laughs. Next time someone hands you a
flyer or sends you an email that contains an urban myth, do us
all a favor and file it in the circular file and free up your
mind. We all have enough to worry about without urban legends. |